'Marriage is matter of Convenience '-who said it ?

US sent a message that they need Pakistan: Gilani
Press Trust of India, Sunday October 2, 2011, Islamabad Read more at: http://www.ndtv.com/article/list/world/&cp
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LOVE -HATE--FLIRT _ Honey Moon -DIVORCEE 7 RE-Cycling
' unless iGet a New Girl-Friend' -- muttered the Menta patient.

SMART DEFENSE ! !

Did Chidambaram offer to resign? Memory loss, he jokes
NDTV Correspondent, Updated: September 30, 2011 18:32 IST
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MAYBE, THAT's how the SCAMS DO HAPPEN ! ----BRILIANT DEFENSE ! !

PARODY POEM

Thursday, September 29, 2011
PARODY POEM


CHIMBROM AND PRONMURam SAT ON (MONSY'S )WALL
PLAYING FOUL - GAME , BOTH HAD GREAT FALL

AND ALL THE MONSYS MEN AND THEIR MOM
COULD NOT BRING THEM, TO UNIFIED FORM !

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THE BATTLE IN CABINET & TEAM - BROTHERS ! !

2G war: Govt burns midnight oil, senior ministers meet Pranab

NDTV Correspondent, Thursday September 29, 2011, New Delhi
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NOW THE SECOND GREATEST MAHABHARATA History BROTHERLY -'QUARREL AND SCANDAL' UN-EARTHING !

EVEN THE DICE-PLAY (Pasha-Khelaa) AND CORRUPTION _ GAME OF KALI-YUG ! !

FAMILY QUARRELL ! ! !

Sonia meets Pranab, wants 2G note controversy resolved today

NDTV Correspondent, Thursday September 29, 2011, New Delhi
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Sonia meets Pranab, wants 2G note controversy resolved today

NDTV Correspondent, Thursday September 29, 2011, New Delhi
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LIKE DOMESTIC DISPUTE (QUARREL):[ Like old story of Ambani-brothers)

TWO BIG BROTHERS FIGHT ; MOTHER Asks FOR PEACE ( OR COVER - UP ?)

NEIGHBOURS AND OUT-SIDERS KNOW TOO MUCH !! ---'CHHI--! CHHI '!!
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BALLAD OF 2 G SCAM

Tuesday, September 27,
2011BALLAD OF THE 2 G SCAM

When the king is absent the mantri-s play the cards
When king is drowsy , they smile and sing or wink
when king is naked even a chld knows and tells
if the PM is a dummy,his Mantri-s do what . -you think ?

If a Captain is Drowsy the ship in storm may sink
Like in a chess the king is inept and docile as doll
Or like a character in a puppet show, is directed by string
That is the state of some democratic land big or small

When the teacher is snoring , studenys play or fight
In an alien LAND the Top-most inept , docile may rule
his leutinants have a free time to quarrel day and night
Scams and corruptions are free Trades and self-serving tool !

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TRAVEL BEYOND : FOR TOP BRASS ONLY

OF COURSE, INDIA HAS MADE REAL PROGRESS IN EVERY ASPECT OF GROWTH AND ECONOMIC POWER xcept, IPERHAPS , in MEDICA SCIENCE .
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PROOF:
ONLY WHEN SOME PARTY's PRESIDENT NEEDS OPERATION , HE or SHE DOES BETTER GO TO AMERICA.

OR IF SOME CASH-FOR - VOTE UNDER-TRIAL (now, ON BAIL) WANTS TO ; MAY BE ,ALOWED TO GO ABROAD FOR TREATMENT .

FOR,-- OUR HEALTH SERVICE ,MUST BE OR PERHAPS , HOPELESSY BACK-WARD or DEFICIENT (and I THINK , For self-defence.

"THE PRINCE OF PLAYERS"

India
Rahul Gandhi in Srinagar today, will meet students

Indo-Asian News Service, Monday September 26, 2011, Srinagar


Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi began his two day tour today to mobilise the . ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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The prince o Players dance on the Stage
outside the batle- Field;with better name
when crisis threatens the peoples life
He selects his own corner as suits his Game.

When it's battle- scene,the hero is gone
as Peace is settles, he is sure to com.e

ONLY THING TO SURVIVE IS --QUERY :

Dead satellite’s fall becomes a phenomenon

Kenneth Chang, New York Times, Friday September 23, 2011, Washington
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AFTER DEATH, THEY DON'T GO TO HEAVEN ??
WHY ALWAYS TO HELL !!

POINT; COUNTER -POINT

Reincarnation is my personal right: Dalai Lama

Indo-Asian News Service, Friday September 23, 2011, Dharamsala
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EVEN AFTTER INDIVIDUAL 'SElF ' GETS DE-PERSONALISED , AFTER DEATH ???

GOVT. SHOULD RUN WITHOUT SC : Otherwise .---------!!!!

2G: Court rejects centre's plea
Press Trust of India, Friday September 23, 2011, New Delhi
The Centre has asked the Supreme Court not to entertain a plea seeking probe against the Home Minister P Chidambaram in the 2G scam. The apex court however rejected the
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contention.
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SOLILOQUY :
" You too , SC ! Then How can we be CRORE - PATI-s without SCAMs & SWISS.A/c !!! (after Shakrspeare[Juleaus Caessar]).

CERTIFIED SOLILOQUY

YES, PRIME MINISTER ,( did U C --'Yes Prime Monoster' of B B C ?):
Then U would - Know
How things happen in yor Ministry or Corruption Grow
with friends like MiNISH , -tawari or not
who regrets every 4th day only when, caught
'Or, your Anubob Sing -i or some thing so
with vitriolic tongue lashing to and fro !
You have even a KICHAK like Duroyodhan -days
He squints focus like an falcon , His master's voice
Enough for your trouble round the clock
yourself R bound by strings pulled all ways or locked
Scams and schemes are the or cyber scope
or plundering the Mother Earth -- remaining Hope
Krishna cum Kaveri -OIL, Made you Rich
Nothing matters, - so long ,there's Speech - writer's 'speech'.

C for Cricket, Crooked, Corporate , Corruption ; etc

"Testing Time For INDIAN Cricket : Kris " - Time Sport, The T.O.I, Kolkata, Wednesday, sept. 21,2011P-27
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SOLILOQUY :

CRICKET has become a Crooked Game
with Match -fixing Art and Corporate Greed
Fooling simpltons by Brain-washing tricks
and politicians scheming ,Scamming -now to Lead.

Ev'y, thing was running smooth so long
Til, HUMPTY- DUMPTY had a great fall
on ENGLAND Soil, and broke their Crown
now -dead or Buried , don't know at all!

"RATS --And ---_ RATS ' ------ SAID HAMLET

MOst of the Ministers and MPs are now CRORE -Pati-s ( Recent News ) ---
T.O.I, Kolkata.
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THAT EXPLIAINS , I THINK , WHY THERE IS , ALMOST, WEEKLY SCAMS AND CORRUPTION- EXPOSURES ARE COMING OUT LIKE MONSOON BREED ALL AROUND !.

IMPRESSION THAT LASTS LONGER !

That was the other day when a famous MP made a "vini - vidi-vici" type of entry in the parliament, read out a Declaration ,simulating the suggestions of T.N. Seshan and .....left.
But to my limited I.Q Brun Gandhi's interview wuth RAHUL of HELP LINE , Today was more impressive;more particularly. his presence as a Commoner in the crowd on occassion of ANNA HAHARE's Fast at RamLila Ground !

SPEAK SOFT SWEET ; EVEN MAY TWEET

PM: Cross border terror being reactivated
Indo-Asian News Service, Friday September 16, 2011, New Delhi
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Friday described the recent Mumbai and Delhi blasts as a "grave reminder" of the great challenge that terrorists posed to India's national security.
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FOLLOWING OUR GREAT Culture and POLITE Habits, the PM should name these TERRORISTS -- "BESARAMEE DUSH MAN "and advise them to follow our noble LEADER.

TRAPPED AND EXPOSED BY HER ! !

" IF HE (AMAR SJNGH) SING, MANY WII BE IN TROUBLE, JAYA PRADA': TIMES NATION , The T.O.I. Kolkata,riday ,Sept. 16, 2011; P -15
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What better than this inadvertant Disclosure/admission of Crime can be there !
" Elementary WATSON, ____elemenyary ' seems I heard the voice of Sherock holmes !

And to Mr. Amar Singh
Sir, Pl now tell us at least -" HOW much is Enough in Life."
With 75 yrs-load, Anna Hazare , without being WEALTHY is running faster than a police man !
And you , below 6o in yrs of age with truck-loads of wealth ,concealed and with a borrwed kidney and other weatlh like Diabetes , hypertension and what else not (?), gasping in ICU shelter.
Come out ,be honest atleast once and tell the whoele storey after you are exposed by Jaya Prada.
And SC now very well may demand from Jaya Prada the part of the Story she alredy blurted out or gave out.

CONDITIONED RESPONSE ( POLITIICAL)

Anna Hazare is a GOOD MAN but he has been exploited: Digvijaya Singh

Published On: September 14, 2011 | Duration: 48 min, 36 sec
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SOLILIQUY :
Yet the other day Mr.MANISH TIWARI SAHAB STAMPED HIM as CORRUPT From HEAD to FOOT.

Seems , SOME PARTY can speak so opposite from either end of their SPEAKING -TUBE ! Amazing SKIL ! Keep it up .
----------------------------------------Gujarat best example of effective governance: US Congressional report
Press Trust of India, Updated: September 14, 2011 19:30 IST
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USA is causing INDUCED-INSOMNIA to CONGRESS - DREAMERS !

" ELEMENTARY WATSON" -- S. H

Commonwealth Games: Siri Fort scam reported
NDTV Correspondent, Wednesday September 14, 2011, New Delhi
The CBI is conducting raids in Mumbai and Delhi in connection with a new case of corruption related to the Commonwealth Game
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'Elementary Watson , -Elementary' says Sherlock.
If NO scam ; know a GOVT is NON _FUNCTIONING .
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WANT TO BE A BILIONAIRE ?(AT GOVT COST)

CWG scam: 36 crores wasted on badminton, squash courts
NDTV Correspondent, Wednesday September 14, 2011, New Delhi
Nearly a year after the Commonwealth Games were held in Delhi, evidence of the seemingly-ubiquitous corruption that underlined the event continues to tumble out.
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EASY TECH :
BEGIN WITH A SPORT _SCHEME FOR ANY COMING SPORT-EVENT .
HALF OF INDIAN POPULATION IS YOUNG ---- GET IT THROUGH THE RULING PARTY IN SOME PHILANTHROPIC NAME ( LIKE SHIVA --VEDANTA--RAMA or KRISHNA )[ Not SriMat KRISHNA or S.M. K: may read the plan in UN.; never know ; ---Uncertainty principe]
IF can get through at STATE LEVEL ;Rs 100 Crore sure gain.
If at National Level Rs1000/= CRORE Fingers (hands) down.
But buy every thing from CHOR - BAZAR and then put the "IMPORTED TAG"
FURTHER FREE ADVICE after payment of Consutation fee as "GIFT" and with GOLD BROCKS only.
Application Fee 2 lakh ONLY [last date 31.12.11 ( Everymidnight only)

THREE WITCHES GOSSIP : ( Hamlet)

2014 may see Rahul Gandhi vs Narendra Modi, speculates US report
Press Trust of India, Wednesday September 14, 2011, Washington
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MORE Times Adsent Less times Sseeen
Last time in Pariam with Shesan Script
Whoever be must have MAJORITY Votes
from seperate voting from every street.
Not like a PM from Raj. sabhaa jump
to be hired in hurry for puppet Dance

ANY SKETCH MAY RESEMBLE YOU !

I walk these days covering my face
for any one can make a sketch
and send to HM, for cctv are
in short supply. And if you do
resemble, to save his own face , from the shame
also for not getting CCTV even after begging from CPWD
Worst is that- 2 g & C W G have Swallowed the whole fund
so my advice to rhose who want to ive in peace
not to go ouside with uncovered Face
as any one can make a sketch that
resemble nothing yet can
help MOH that desperatey
search to catch anyone
you or me , any time
to HM''s face from
shame, at least.

" MY kingdom for my horse" - Shakeapeare

Cash-for-votes: No bail for Amar Singh today
NDTV Correspondent, Updated: September 13, 2011 14:43 IST
New Delhi: Politician Amar Singh, currently at AIIMS, has not been granted bail. Mr Singh, who is a Rajya Sabha MP, was arrested last week and moved to Tihar Jail.
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SOILOQUY :
Oh lord ! Is this the re-ward in return
I helped so much ,the Minority Side
to turn it to Majority Lord !

So UN-grateful, UN-grate -ful friends
No ! ----trairors they are
and none to come to my side
when I did so much !

My kingdom for my BAIL , I, now, promie
What ? -none to beiieve !!

GAME OF CHESS :( "To Catch a Thief ")

Cash-for-votes scam: Amar Singh blames BJP
NDTV Correspondent, Updated: September 12, 2011 16:37 IST
New Delhi: Former Samajwadi Party leader Amar Singh, who is in jail for the cash-for-votes scam, has now blamed the BJP. Noted lawyer Ram Jethmalani, arguing for Amar Singh's bail, has said in the court that the BJP arranged for cash that the MPs brought in Parliament.
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INTERESTING :
Elementary Watson, Elmentary !
It is like Mr X arrainged for the taxi and Mr. Y purchsed the gun but ----------- Who is the MURDERER or the AUTHOR of the DRAMA.
Of course Mr. Jethmalani has the right to push the Knight or the rook,in his clever way, in the CHESS Game , on behalf of his Client. be

" ET TOO BRUTUS ? THEN...- - - - - - - - "._____

Gujarat riots case: Trial court to decide whether Modi should be probed

NDTV Correspondent, Monday September 12, 2011, New Delhi


Will Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi be investigated in the Gulbarg society Gujarat riots case? The Supreme Court today directed the trial court to examine the report of the Special Investigating Team (SIT) to decide on whether Mr Mo
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OPINION :
THE RULING TEAM IS DOING " BREAK-Dance" and sing 'RAP-SONG in Anger for Supreme Court not giving Verdict as their SBEECH WRITER DRAFTED.
The party , though claim SECULAR ,IT LOVE to fish in 'COMMUNAl Lakes'. and thrive better by keeping the COMMUNAissue alive. In real sense the ruling Party , I think , culture this Communal issue more alive to keep up its -Face Book covered.
How can they survive without keeping the COMMUNAL DRUM-BEATING alive.

CPWD THE GREATEST ! ! !-----PC

Chidambaram versus BJP on Delhi High Court blast
NDTV Correspondent, Updated: September 09, 2011 17:19 IST
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Why were there no CCTVs at Delhi High Court? Chidambaram explains

NDTV Correspondent, Friday September 9, 2011, New Delhi

There were none because the Public Works Department (PWD) dragged its feet.
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HOME MINISTER admits ; he was 'DIVORCED' by CPWD and so could not afford to by a CCTV. And had to hide in shame for 4 months and did not make any effort..
And CPWD ? ; Must have saving for the next C.W.G !
The Relatives of the DEAD at the HIGH COURT may sypathise the helpessness of PC.
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Addendum:Latest news; It is reported that India has admitted its cofused State and requested US, the Big-Brother ,to solve the problem. So let us compose a Prayer :
First to CPWD,DELHI STATE :
Dear PWD Sir/ You the Smarter Master/ please be kind to HM/ as ,-if you don't / he never can/ purchase the CCTV-cam. to fight the "Coward' terrorist/the scams and CWG has finished /all our reseve wealth/ now for a better National Health / Pl. allow us CCTV, please/ and the sanction ,pl. now release!
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After this OUR 2nd prayer to Our GOD-Father/Big Brother:
Dear BIG Brother / You are our father -mother/Know our fate /and also of late/ that without your helping us /we have very little chance / to catch the 'COWARDS who send E-mail/ and fail / sending us ID or adress/ such impolite they are, -and the mess/ we are in ;is their fault/even when they know we could not/ put the CCTV : they gave no time/so much 'COWARD',-they are; now its your Time / to help us ,Sir/ God bless you / We, started, -where?/ are stil there .

NEXT LECTURE ON TIME-SPACE ;---- waiting

Delhi High Court blast: 48 hours on, no breakthrough in probe

NDTV Correspondent, Friday September 9, 2011, New Delhi
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SHOULD LEARn TO HAVE PATIENCE ......
'SLOW AND (?)STEADY WINS THE RACE '
WHERE is THE HURRY
IN SUCH GREAT DEMOCRATIC PlACE !

MORE E-MAIL FOR GOOD SKETCHES

Sketch ready of teen who sent HuJI mail on Delhi blast

Press Trust of India, Friday September 9, 2011, Jammu
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IS IT FRAMED AND GARLADED ? ,,,,WE are 'Polite' Democracy.

A FEW MORE INVITED : LOT OF TIME TO SOLVE .

NOT SO QUICK , S I R !

Rajiv Gandhi assassination: Hang killers, say victims' families

NDTV Correspondent, Friday September 9, 2011, Chennai
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SORRY: Can't be done : V V I P 's VOTE - prospect has to be considered first.

TIHAR ? ---PLEASE BOOK IN ADVANCE

Amar Singh will spend weekend in jail, had refused blood test

NDTV Correspondent, Friday September 9, 2011, New Delhi
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NO PROBLEM ; TIHAR JAIL ,NOW, IS LIKE A TOURIST HOTEL WITH ADDED NAME & FAME Plus huge MEDIA INTEREST.

PLEASE DONATE LAVISHLY TO HELP Leaders

No money to pay for 27 Boeing 787s ordered: Vayalar Ravi

NDTV Correspondent, Friday September 9, 2011, New Delhi


The government's auditor has tabled a report that says Air India is in a financial mess largely because of its extravagant buying
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All spent and finished in 2 G Scam, CWG -Game, and ASH-for VOTES'
Patriots should DONATE Lavishly before on-coming future SCAMS